Horrible Jokes

You may cringe

1. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.
2. What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
3. What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
4. Why are colds bad criminals? Because they're easy to catch.
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
6. Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference.
7. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
8. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
9. What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink in.
10. How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.